Hot dirty men

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Not trying to brag, but it is almost impossible for me to take more than 15 minutes to get ready to leave the house, no matter where I'm heading. I promise it isn't impossible. You can get ready quicklytoo. Save, of course, time-consuming emergencies like eyeliner that smeared or spilled coffee or something, this has just been my life. Unfortunately, this also means I have limited patience for tolerating people who take longer than me.

I also tend to be of the belief that men who are a little sweaty, and a little smelly are the sexiest men around. I'm not saying these two things are definitely related but, like, they might be. Maybe I like smelly, slightly dirty men because I am impatient and they are less likely to spend forever getting ready.

But I also love them for myriad other, more ificant reasons. To be clear, for starters, when I say Dirty, Sweaty, Hot dirty men Men DSS for convenience from this point forwardI don't necessarily mean to refer to totally ripped firefighters or dudes who hit CrossFit at 5 a. I'm more talking about guys who are always running around, being outdoors, building things, or using blow torches for blacksmithing their own knives or whatever.

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Whatever type of DSS dude you find most spectacularly sexy, I'm sure all these points will ring equally true. Here's why the absolute sexiest men are of the dirty, sweaty, smelly variety:. Like I said, preparing for an evening out with a DSS boo takes no time at all. He won't keep you waiting while he deep conditions and moisturizes and, like, shaves his entire body or whatever it is "hygienic" guys do before deeming themselves worthy of public display.

Hey, he might even be so ready to go before leaving the house he could grab you a much-needed shower beer. Or you in the shower with a brew hot dirty men each of you. You can't see my face right now but I am winking. When a dude doesn't need to have pristine, creased slacks to enter the room with swagger, that's hot. It also proves they're not gonna kill themselves to win someone's approval.

Especially considering the horrible, ongoing state of drought in Californiaa dude's lack of obsessive cleanliness possibly also shows awareness for something other than himself. Does anyone need to take a 20 minute shower?

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Probably not, and this guy knows that. Dudes who douse themselves in cologne after scrubbing off a few layers of skin with microbe in states where those are not illegal are essentially erasing their own pheromones. Human pheromones are super individualized and play a major role in attraction. DSS men let nature do all the work. And honestly, you know the concept of wanting to fuck someone like an animal?

This is usually why that happens. Assuming these DSS men aren't sweating profusely at their ing gig or are just extremely nervous people, their DSSness shows that hot dirty men working hard at It's hard to get a tiny bit awesomely stinky if you're being lazy and doing nothing. If someone strives seriously at their job, chances are they also strive seriously in their relationships. I am obsessed with looking at and touching men's hands.

The various callouses or lack thereof are very telling. Left fingertips lined with hardened skin? They probably play guitar. What about a small mountain range of the things in their upper palm? They likely use hand tools often. Even if they're not great at whatever it is they do, this shows they give a damn to keep up practice. Since it's obviously not a personal priority, how could they ever hold you to such impossible standards? As such, you won't feel weird and judged if you rock an avocado stain on your blouse for a few late afternoon hours following a happy hour blunder.

DSS dudes don't care. Hell, they probably won't even notice. Once I was dating a dude and he didn't want to go night swimming because — I kid you not — "the ocean is really dirty.

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A DSS man would never pass an opportunity to hang with your goddess self in the moonlit surf because of a little fish poop or what-have-you. I don't want to bring up the callouses again, but I'm gonna bring up the callouses again. Their rough skin against yours might make you wanna blush. And it's honestly not even about being "girly" — if a guy is a little rough around the edges, and you are a bit softer, the contrast will hot dirty men nice because contrast in general feels nice. With DSS dudes, the juxtaposition is easy and amps up any ly-existing feelings of femininity.

Again, smelly dudes are game to do almost anything. And if y'all are at a BBQ and there's only one spare chair, he has no hesitation giving it to you and taking a squat on a tree trunk instead. They're coolin'. They might even have good recommendations for dry shampoo. Not that you'd ever much ask them to change how they look or smell, but should the opportunity arise, it's like seeing a hot alter ego. But luckily, those cleaned up transformations are usually temporary, and your smokin' DSS dude will return to his crunchy ways in just a few hours.

By Beca Grimm. Here's why the absolute sexiest men are of the dirty, sweaty, smelly variety: They're good to go.

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