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These names, when you hear them, can often be associated with women wearing pink lipstick and very small tops, which barely cover enormous…enhancements. Alright, now shut up! And think of all the bimbos you see on TV. Or even people you may know in real life. Now as a beforehand, yes, you non-existent readers may have these names. Like I said, this list is far from being politically correct. And if you do decide to read this, despite being against stereotypes, it is not my fault if you are offended by this list. And no, I cannot be more creative than that.
Or Krystal. Seriously, who thought it would be a good idea to put in a K instead of a C in Crystal? It makes it even more tacky. I always hated Barbie as a. She always seemed too goody goody to be an actual human being. So whenever I hear the name on another person, I end up associating them with the stupid doll. Or Bambii, ewwwwwwww. The name belongs to slutty girl names adorable little deer, who is incredibly innocent. Of course, this name is suitable when your baby is an adorable little girl, with big innocent eyes.
I always felt that Skipper sounded like the daughter that lived in her sisters shadow, and would probably go into the sex, drugs and alcohol scene as she strove to make her own image. Nuff said. Or Kelli.
It sounds like the name of a little girl, not really one for a grown woman. Yes, How I Met Your Mother may have influenced this a bit, but when you think about it, yeah, it does sort of fit. A name that once suggested culture and sophistication now implies sex tape and spoilt rich girlness. Rhymes with sexy. Although, I cannot imagine anyone naming their child Baby. Nickname, maybe. Actual name, no.
Unless they happened to be on crack when writing down the name of the birth certificate. Walking contradiction! Just about any adjective which is used as a name! Yes, I know. I am a horrible person. I warned you, non existent reader. But the thing is, these babies get older. And they grow into independent women, who will come to despise the name Bambi or Sally or whatever name you gave them when they start working in industries where little girl names are unquestionably laughable.
It may even start earlier. Mentally anyway. I mean, the alternative is to get picked on in the workplace, so why go into one then? Why not just remain a pretty little girl? Two options then; the eternal hate of your daughter, or at the very least, the fact that your daughter will never hit her full potential.
Or even just names with an i instead of a y at the end. Kristal is not a creative name. Then again, I am being incredibly bigoted at the moment. Everything I have mentioned thus far are stereotypes. Though to be fair, these stereotypes have to come from somewhere…. Or maybe you hate a name because of a certain person. Tell me about it! Add more names to my Bimbo list! If I can do it, you can do it. Also, Part Three of Cat Runs Away is coming out tomorrow, so stay tuned, for the adventures of a horrible person. Last night, I started to make a list. Yes, it is sort of mean.
At the very least it is certainly not politically correct.
I name this list…Names of Stereotypical Bimbos. Fine…mainly TV. Do we understand, imaginary readers, who are nice and lovely and pure? Alright, now stop reading. Or Kandy. Or worse, Kandi. Or even worse, the dreaded double i….
Or, its evil twins, Tiffani and Tiffanii. Brittany, Brittani and Brittanii. Cindy, Cindi and Cindii. Again, names which belong to a little girl, and not a grown woman. Hayley or Haylee. Or worse, Diamond spelt incorrectly. Diammond, Dyamond, etc.
Sky or Skye. Nicky, Nicki, Nikki ulgh…. Chloe, or worse, Khloe. Stacey, or Stacee. Casey, or Kasey. Kelsy, Kelsie, Kelsi. Sally, Sallie or Salli. Again, ditto. Actual, two Questions of the Day. Wait, nononononononono…. Anyway, being horrible is tiring, so I shall go now. Mad Cat.Slutty girl names
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